So I'm watching Law and Order, and it never ceases to amaze me how the witnesses always have perfect recall. Like when they're trying to get the where abouts for some one and they go to the bar that he was suposedly in and they ask the bartender and they always give an answer to the likes of "You mean that average looking white guy that was here 5 months ago? Yeah I remember him." After which they proceed to list everyone said guy talked to and how interested/uninterested said person was and a list of features that would make even a skech artist go "Really, man it's okay. I don't really need all that." I mean seriously? You remember 1 person here in a crowded bar talking to an anon chick 5 WEEKS ago!?! I think not. In that case NEVER ask me for an alibi. If I was the only person you were haging out with at said time that you could have killed said woman YOU ARE SCREWED!! I will not remember and at best the only response I could give would be "Maybe?" most likely followed by "Umm I'm not really sure." And this is if I met you some place quiet and had a full on conversation about your whole life story. So forgive me if I call BS on these bartenders.
Oh on a completely unrelated note. I found an instruction paper from when I was preggo and I had to montior my pee for a day. I'm serious. Instruction number 4 says and I quote "Refrigerate the plastic container between collections." Really? You want me to put my PEE into my FRIDGE? I think not. I found this to be disturbing on many levels and is probably why they didn't get an acurate reading. But, I mean hey I tried. I put icecubes in the bucket. That counts right?
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That's why I watch Law and Order. The baddie hardly ever gets away with it. :D
Being preggo seems like a beautifully odd thing. Hormones, kicks, and waddling are what make it both fascinating to watch and horrible to experience. Until the babe is born and you wonder why you waited so long to do it. Hm....
-Hannah S.
Yep with the exception of the waited so long part. I actually became preggo by spontaneous combustion.lol. jk. But, seriously I wanted to wait untill I had gotten out of the Marine Corps to have kids. But alas twas not to be. lmao.
I'm glad someone's finally calling BS on Law & Order. How long did they think no one would notice?
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